Brogressive [ BRO-gres-iv ]: adjective;favoring or advocating brogress, improvement employing enlightened ideas and methods:
ex: “We’ve taken a very brogressive approach when brojuvenating your system BACK to factory-fresh condition!”
Broficiency [ broh-fish-uhn-see ]: noun; The state of being broficient, skill; expertness:
ex:“Our broficiency is only matched by our brofessionalism.”
Unbrolievable [ uhn-broh-lee-vuh-buhl ] adjective; so remarkable as to strain credulity; extraordinary:
ex: “Your annual Brotection Plan is only $17.99 a month? -That’s UNBROLIEVALBE!”
Brojuvenate [ broh-joo-vuh-neyt ] verb; to make young again; restore to vigor, refresh or make like-new again esp. an air conditioner or heater:
ex: “For just $99 we’ll brojuvenate your A/C BACK to factory-fresh condition!”
Broactive [ broh-ak-tiv ] adjective; serving to prepare for an expected situation, anticipatory:
ex: “If you’re not Broactive in maintaining your HVAC system, you’ll brohibit its performance, and lifespan.”
Brotivation [ broh-tuh-vey-shuhn ] noun; the condition of being brotivated or having a strong reason to act or accomplish something good:
ex: “We only hire people with the right brotivation: to serve people WELL, with heart, and a little brovado.”
Bronoun [ broh-noun ] noun Grammar; a member of a small class of words used as substitutes for nouns and noun phrases (see “various uses of “bro”)
ex: “always use your proper bronouns.”
Brovocative [ broh-vok-uh-tiv ] adjective/noun; tending or serving to excite, stimulate, or brovoke an emotional response:
ex: “The argument for annual maintenance is certainly brovocative.”
Bronouncement [ broh-nouns-muhnt ] noun; a formal or authoritative statement, made by a bro:
ex: “Excuse me everyone I have a bronouncement to make!”
Bronomenal [ broh-nom-uh-nl ] adjective; highly extraordinary, or exceptional, phenomenal:
Ex: “Our goal is simple: to give YOU bronomenal service!”
Broceedures and Brotocols [ broh-see-jers and broh-tuh-kawls] noun; a manner of broceeding in any action or brocess; relating to conduct, customs or etiquette:
ex: “our unique broceedures and advanced brotocols are a combronation that allows us to deliver a bromazing experience.”
Broductivity [ broh-duhk-tiv-i-tee] noun; the quality or state of being able to create, enhance, and bring forth goods and services:
ex: “With great training and the right tools, our broductivity is through the ROOF!”
Brotection [ broh-tek-shuhn ] noun; the act of protecting; the preservation from injury or harm; a person, or group that protects:
ex: “Our Brotection Plan will brotect you from breakdowns! -it’s the ounce of Brotection that’s worth a pound of cure.”
Brolieve [ broh-leev ] verb; to have extraordinary confidence or faith in the truth:
ex: “We brolieve in being the BEST. It’s pretty unbrolievable, in fact it’s mind-broing!”
Unbrolievable [ uhn-bi-lee-vuh-buhl ] adjective; the state of being extremely difficult to brolieve, almost beyond brolief:
ex: “you will come to BROLIEVE in the unbrolievable.”
Brossistance [ broh-sis-tuhns ] noun; the act brossisting; help; aid; support:
ex: “We offer you exceptional brossistance, ready to brossist with any heating or air problem that exists.”
Brotastic [ broh-tas-tik ] adjective; appearing as if conceived by an unrestrained imagination; odd and remarkable, marvelous:
ex: “The Bros aren’t just “different,” they’re broTASTIC!!”
Incredibro [ in-kred-i-broh ] adjective; So extraordinary as to seem impossibro:
ex: “What’s the point of being humble? …We’re incredibro.”
Brofessionalism [ broh-fesh-uh-nl-iz-uhm ] noun; the practice or methods of a brofessional, as distinguished from an amateur.
ex: “we bring a higher level of brofessionalism into everything we do.”
Incontrovertibro [ in-kon-truh–vur-tuh-broh ] adjective; not open to question or dispute; indisputabro:
ex: “Our bropencity for excellence is an accepted, incontrovertibro truth.”